Much like high cholesterol, the cell phone might be the ultimate demise of the black man. Jermaine done fucked up again with the dreaded fucking of white pussy. Cocoa Chanel might be a name for a classy lady from France but this black whore was on her knees faster than Jermaine when apprehended by the L.A.P.D. We blasted her face with 9 thick loads of Redneck cum and the bitch had a smile the entire time. Hopefully Jermaine fucks up again so this black slut visits our secret lair once again.

Desiree Diamond caught Ace, her soon to be ex, messing around behind her back with yet another white girl. Ace has a history of dipping his black cock into the nether regions of white cunts. She was so furious that she gave the white girl a beating that no white girl has gotten since Nicole Brown Simpson. Desiree Diamond took a bus from downtown and took every white dick that was put in her path. She didn’t care about the size and the only thing that mattered was that it was white and would eventually spray her face with milky goodness. Desiree has since kicked her boyfriend out, changed her locks, and took the rims off his car.

Black girl Diamond Jackson was eaves-dropping on white girl Jackie Ashe who was on the toilet. Diamond Jackson was hell bent on getting the truth from this white slut as to whether or not she was fucking her horse-cocked black man. Jackie and Diamond were once co-workers who got along but now all bets are off. Diamond’s ex is now in the doghouse but no, that wasn’t enough. She booked an appointment with the union of us Cumbangers and soon all was right in her world. We provide a service because we care, but hopefully our secret location won’t be found out by the brothas. It gets expensive hiring Mexicans to help us move.

Today the bearer of bad news is Robbie James. Robbie has just returned Tyrone’s phone to Donna and she’s discovered some recent calls from a white ‘Ho. Robbie is a friend of Tyrone’s but he’s a bigger friend of us Cumbangers and he quickly mentioned us to Donna Red and her broken heart. What better way to get revenge on a stray black dog than to line up a bunch of us white peckerwoods and go to town on our fat white cocks? Hallmark doesn’t make a card saying “I forgive you for fucking a white bitch” but sucking us crackers off is the next best thing.

Today’s sad case is named Erika Vuitton. She’s bent over backwards for her black boyfriend only to find him fucking a white girl in the bed they share. It wouldn’t be enough to simply dump the brotha. No! Today, Erika Vutton is taking it to the next level by gathering a bunch of Rednecks to play with. This sistah shows no mercy by deepthroating us 8 white boys and taking all the cum they have to offer. Hell hath no fury like a black woman scorned.

Heidi Waters has caught her black husband in a lie. We all know that black men gravite towards white pussy like an unemployment check. Heidi Waters has found out that her black husband has once again fucked around on her with a white girl. You can see the pain in her eyes moments before they are glazed shut by the union of the Cumbanger’s. Heidi Waters came to us seeking solace in a time of need. She wanted to do something that would make her man enraged with anger. I called up several of my Confederate Cohorts and we turned Heidi’s face into a mess of thick redneck cum. Black men………think twice before you fuck around on your girl with a snow bunny. We’ll be waiting in the wings.

I hope you black guys are paying attention. Do not have your black girl friend do your laundry if you’ve been fucking around on her. Misty Stone found a note written by a white whore to her man, Laron. It goes into graphic detail about their interracial sexual encounter so Misty Stone called up Cracker Delivery. We raced over with hard white cocks in hand and the festivities began. Her knees got dirty as she was crawling to every cock in sight. We skull fucked her until she threw up last nights grits and showed no mercy to her pretty little face as we launched missile after missle of whiteboy gunk. The cum that slid onto her ebony tits kept her new Dixie Whore shirt on. She’s now only fucking with white guys because we don’t cheat and our credit isn’t bad at all.

Kitten is case number……….shit, who’s keeping track? Look at the size of her big black titties and then try to find the pain in her eyes from yet another black boyfriend done gone crazy. Ebony hottie Kitten wasn’t to keen on our Redneck shirts bearing the Stars and Bars so those came off faster than her ex stealing a car. Kitten’s face was a perfect target for our Peckerwood Pops.